bloothehedgehog queried: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU ALL

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

mlsandry:

we are like young sharknados

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

amputee-kun:

literal five year old and a dog

phlurp:

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

cactusluv:

cactusluv:

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

horse head fuc kning kiLLING IT on the flut e

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