statictvnoise:

*walks up to a couple* so who of you is the skeleton and who is the fuckboy

blueyellingatchrom:

'maybe i should eventually play the other routes' i tell myself as i draw more koujakus

swordmaster & the most obnoxiously bright colors dark mage ……………

sirpastydick:

hilarydank:

how am I supposed to eat this ass without my drink?!

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Centuries

some legends are told,
some turn to dust or to gold,
but you will remember me,
remember me,
for centuries.

i have a really bad headache right now and my dad wont let me take motrin bc  obviously either im being overdramatic and/or it will go away “in like ten minutes”
 but like my whole head feels like its pulsing (especially the front) and everything i see is kinda out of focus and i cant think straight and so everything is weirdly funny to me rn like ive been laughing at this inflatable dick costume for hours ?? ? and iM really confused i just want some motrin 

guceubcuesu:

paranoidjapandroid:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?"
"Nah"

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

poots

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

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